So ... I want to thank all those who, in recent years, they sent me E-mail CHAIN, because thanks to your generosity:
1. The precept of China and I repeat it by heart when I wake up;
2. I paid all my money on behalf of Amy Bruce, a child who was sick in hospital at least 7000 times (funny that this little girl has 7 years since 1995 ..);
3 . my new nokia latest generation has never arrived, and even tickets with free trips to Disneyland and even a lot of money without doing anything by Bill Gates;
4. I wrote my name on a petition with 7000 other people, so I saved a species already extinct, killed seals, dogs, pigs and sheep company
5. I heard about 1750 times that would have deleted my hotmail account and messenger would become a fee (which is totally fictitious, MSN is advertising, so it's free ... do not understand this means you have to go back to kindergarten '! !)
6. I have spent over € 200 12 minutes to the casino online free;
7. I tried to adopt golden retriever puppies that were otherwise suppressed, but in reality have never been killed (and now perhaps have died of old age);
8. I are mobilized to the famous site www.bonsaikitten.com that your mortacci is all a hoax;
9. I know 1240 ways to be happy and not celibate all my life (just write the name of a person on a sheet, thinking strong her / him and then scratching his ass three times before the mirror farting));
10. I have accumulated at least 80,000 years of bad luck because of the chains that have not submitted;
a big thanks to all ...
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if references within this email 4.5 seconds at least 1,500 people, a dwarf dinosaur will devour your family and your soul mate (even if you never found, but definitely there) and a fart after he scratched his ass under a pine tree in your house will transport your friends in an unknown dimension tomorrow at 17:34 -
see that it's true! Believe me, it 'is absolutely true, if you do not believe you are without heart!
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